Councilwoman Knope

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  2. wheretheginiscold:

    @laurabenanti: Wake me up when grown women are allowed to have pubes again.

    The next time people ask why I think she needs to host the Tonys I’ll just show them this

    (Source: laurelharris, via gabeebert)

  3. paulamaf2013:

    socialjusticekoolaid:

    What they won’t show you on CNN tonight: Ferguson residents line a parade of roses down W Florissant, leading to where Mike Brown was taken from this world. #staywoke #powerful #insolidarity 

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST

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  6. "Why are you looking at me like that?"

    "Because you’re beautiful."

    (Source: palvinpanda)

  7. "Gus, my love, I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity. I wouldn’t trade it for the world. You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I’m grateful.”

    (Source: lipgallagers)

  8. okay Hazel Grace? Okay!

    (Source: rbertdowneyjr, via zrinkacvitesic)

  9. micdotcom:

Alabama judge shuts down anti-abortion law with perfect gun analogy 

A law that would have shut down three out of five abortion clinics in the state of Alabama has just been temporarily struck down by a judge using the most immaculate analogy of all reproductive time. U.S. District Judge Myron Thomson ruled that the Alabama legislation, passed in 2013, imposed the unnecessary restriction of having admission privileges to hospitals and therefore posed an “undue burden” on women to get the, let us reiterate, legal, procedure in the state.
Since the proposed law threatens to close down all clinics except for those in Huntsville and Tuscaloosa, the judge suggested that the same law applied to guns would face gross opposition. 
According to Al.com, he proposed a scenario in which gun regulations would force the state to close down all but two stores who sell guns, forcing residents of the state to only buy guns at these two stores. 
The comparison is apt | Follow micdotcom

micdotcom:

Alabama judge shuts down anti-abortion law with perfect gun analogy 

A law that would have shut down three out of five abortion clinics in the state of Alabama has just been temporarily struck down by a judge using the most immaculate analogy of all reproductive time. U.S. District Judge Myron Thomson ruled that the Alabama legislation, passed in 2013, imposed the unnecessary restriction of having admission privileges to hospitals and therefore posed an “undue burden” on women to get the, let us reiterate, legal, procedure in the state.
Since the proposed law threatens to close down all clinics except for those in Huntsville and Tuscaloosa, the judge suggested that the same law applied to guns would face gross opposition. 
According to Al.com, he proposed a scenario in which gun regulations would force the state to close down all but two stores who sell guns, forcing residents of the state to only buy guns at these two stores. 
The comparison is apt | Follow micdotcom
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    micdotcom:

    Alabama judge shuts down anti-abortion law with perfect gun analogy 

    A law that would have shut down three out of five abortion clinics in the state of Alabama has just been temporarily struck down by a judge using the most immaculate analogy of all reproductive time. U.S. District Judge Myron Thomson ruled that the Alabama legislation, passed in 2013, imposed the unnecessary restriction of having admission privileges to hospitals and therefore posed an “undue burden” on women to get the, let us reiterate, legal, procedure in the state.

    Since the proposed law threatens to close down all clinics except for those in Huntsville and Tuscaloosa, the judge suggested that the same law applied to guns would face gross opposition. 

    According to Al.com, he proposed a scenario in which gun regulations would force the state to close down all but two stores who sell guns, forcing residents of the state to only buy guns at these two stores. 

    The comparison is apt Follow micdotcom

    (via knowledgeequalsblackpower)

  10. inlovewithkatemckinnon:

    Classic Kate McKinnon. <3 <3 

    (Source: imabeamuppet)

  11. Hey! I thought Naked Thursday’s was just our thing man!

    (Source: dcrossgeller, via fuckyeahchandlerbing)

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